so I’ve fucking fallen in love with this gay marine couple on youtube from the US… Excuse me whilst I cry into my hell of loneliness 

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via hausofthania)